Sadie: All I’ve wanted to do for the past 10 years is go to the haunted house a local business runs nearby, but all of my friends are too…you know what? I’m gonna be rude for a minute…they’re too CHICKENSHIT to go. So, I’ll probably be stuck doing what I have been doing for the last several years, and go over to a friends and cook with her all day while playing horror movies in the background (when I’d rather be paying close attention to them).