Sadie: John reaching underneath Sherlock’s coat at a crime scene to pinch his bum (as he if often want to do), and getting a handful of padding instead. His eyes slowly widen in shock; “… I thought you didn’t wear them out!” he whispers. Sherlock, without turning to look at him, or even visibly move his lips, whispers back “Shut. Up. Now.”

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John crowds him into a closet at the Met after they are done under the guise of checking his nappy.

Sadie: Sherlock being huffy and indignant at first, protesting that he was ‘only in a rush to leave’ and had forgotten to take it off.

John knows that’s a fib though because Sherlock remembered to take off his bee tshirt before putting on his suit.

Sadie: “…That’s completely different, John.”