25 things all mommy’s say

mommykitkat:

1. Time for a diaper change
2. Shhhh time to be quiet… Here’s your pacifier
3. Let’s get you dressed
4. Is your diaper wet?
5. No you’re to little to do that.
6. Quit pretending to be a big boy.
7. No sweetie only big boys use the potty.
8. Good job, you’re mommy’s bestest little helper.
9. Get your hands out of there.
10. Do that one more time and you’re gonna get a spanking.
11. I’m counting to 3 then you had better stop.
12. Are you listening to me?
13. Because I said so.
14. Mommy’s the boss.
15. Good boy.
16. You’re being naughty.
17. Don’t take that diaper off til I change you mister.
18. Just one more.. I mean it this time.
19. What are you doing in there?
20. Time for your baba.
21. Nap time
22. Oh, REALLY?
23. Get that out of your mouth.
24. Mmmm-hmmm
25. I love you.

With abdennis