incorrectzodiacquotes:

Aries – Virgo, did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?

Virgo – Ya, I did, but Aries why do you still wanna go to a pediatrician?

Aries – Cause a regular doctor doesn’t give me candy at the end, duh.

Virgo – I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom!

Aries – Well…..

Capricorn – You do exhibit rather motherly behavior Virgo.

Aries – Ya, I mean, my parents live in the Bermuda, and Scorpio’s parents died in that train accident.

Scorpio – Trains are fast.

Aries – So you’re like our mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Virgo – I’m not the team mom!

Everyone – Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Virgo – Cap, why are you chanting?!

Capricorn – It is a catchy chant.

Scorpio– …. Team m-

Virgo – One more chant and no slushies after practice!