Being a writer

mrs-n-uzumaki:

• IDEA
• *thinks of a whole mystery plot while in the shower*
• I like that synonym, ohhh but I like that one too.
• “It’s just a draft” I say to hide the fact that I suck and this is the best I can do
• What’s another word for ‘said’?
• Argh I can’t spell
• Their tongues battled for dominance…
• DON’T BREAK MY CONCENTRATION
• You broke it.
• And then she…and then she…
• I’m so hungry
• I’m so tired
• I’m so horny
• I’m just going to write about my OTP and change their names.
• I’m so proud of this! *a week later* wtf did I actually write this shit this is terrible what was I thinking just ugghh
• I just need to change one more thing…or 80.
• FUCK EVERYTHING
• *writes for 5 minutes* *block*
• If Stephenie Meyer can publish, so can I.
• This is it! I’m going to turn it into a book. No really, this one’s better than the last one.
• My book’s so gonna be a movie/TV series, so I may as well plan ahead and pick my cast.
• Why are they always fictional??
• *mind wanders*
• “What’re reading?” Ummm a book…that’s online. NO you can’t see it.
• Nothing rhymes with orange? Challenge accepted.
• I’M A FAILUURRREE
• It’s just a short story, won’t take me long *seven hours, 30 energy drinks and 10,000 words later*
• WHAT’S THE POINT?!
• *mind continues to wander*
• “What’s lemon?” *sweats*
• Another rejection? Perfect! Harry Potter was rejected thirteen times. I’m on my way.
• FOR FUCK’S SAKE IT’S EITHER THERE, THEIR, OR THEY ARE.
• No, I didn’t use rhymzone.com. I’m insulted by your accusations.
• I want Emma Watson to play my character.
• And Tom Felton to be her love interest.
• How do you write smut?
• What’s another word for ‘and then’?
• OMFG I’M SO INSPIRED RIGHT NOW MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE THIS DOWN
• I’ll write it later, I’ll definitely remember it.
• What’s another word for ‘suddenly’?
• SMELL THIS BOOK. SMELL ITTT.
• Wasn’t there something I was supposed to remember to write?
• Ugh I give up
• IDEA!