littlegrump:

Spent the last half hour lying in bed trying to convince myself there’s no kidney stone, cuz if there’s no stone then the pain will stop, and I just want the pain to stop.
Since that didn’t work, I’m going to my backup plan of heavy drinking.

Sadie: Sweetheart, I really don’t think that’s going to help. You need water, tylenol, and a heating pad.