That time my butt stole candy at CapCon

Me: You called me well-behaved once!
Ms. Sadie: That was before I met you and your candy-stealin’ butt.
Me: Ms. Sadieee! My butt doesn’t steal candy!
Ms. Sadie: It did once!
Me: … That wasn’t me OR my butt’s idea!!! It was Crash!
Ms. Sadie: I didn’t hear your butt complaining, though. 😛
Me: My butt is very tolerant of injustice.