tinycinnamonbun:

I just really want to see a fan fiction or comic about deadpool throwing the biggest tantrum ever and collosal having to calm him down okay

Like, deadpool manages to hurt himself all over from trying to land a punch on him and is just laying on the ground calling him every nasty thing he can think of.

And colossal just squats down, looks him in the eye, and says “alright wade. That is enough.” And he just pops a pacifier in his mouth. Deadpool is all “WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT” and it goes right back in.

And then deadpool is lift up and cradled and colossal is like “I don’t know who made you so upset, but I think you should have a nap”
And proceeds to carry deadpool back to where ever the xmen stay. And the whole time deadpool keeps spitting the pacifier outta his mouth and hitting collosal and calling him names.

By the time they get back he’s all worn out but cranky as hell. Dp gets bathed and then changed into a two piece pj set that is wolverine themed and he’s pouty the whole time. Right up until collosal takes him into a guest room and holds him again, bouncing him gently and shushing him.

And then deadpool falls asleep and when he wakes up he changes into his clean suit. And on his way out he looks down all shy and says a mumbled “thanks” to colossal because he really needed that.

Sadie: Well, I think you just wrote one, kiddo. 😛 And by the way:

Wade has his own binky. It’s canon.