Sherlock: John.

John: Hm?

Sherlock: I love you.

John: What did you do?

Sherlock: Why must I always ‘do’ something when I tell you that I love you?

John: Because most of the time you’ve done something and try to ease your way out of getting in trouble.

Sherlock: . . . Okay don’t get mad but –

John: *sigh*