Headcanons

Sadie: Embie and I were discussing the pirate AU she reblogged earlier, and of course, that invited the question:

Embie: “
I wonder what pirate babylock would look like”

Naturally, I obliged: “
Cap’n Da’ would have him in a bandana with his hair sticking out the
sides like piggytails, and he’d have a little gold stud earring in one
ear instead of a gold hoop like the big boys. 😛

“

So now, after mucho begging and being told to hold her dipies on, I’m supplying Embie with more baby piratelock headcanons.

Feel free to add on!

• He’d be a spoiled little thing, too–pirate coins and treasure to play
  with, pretty jewels to play dress-up in…and God help anyone else but
  the Cap’n trying to put him on the Naughty Step! They’ll walk the plank!
• Instead of a parrot on his shoulder, Captain Watson has a little bejeweled pirate babe on his knee, gnawing on a gold chain.
• He’s a mischievous little blighter, but the crew becomes fond of having
  him around. Then comes a night where the Cap’n has to spank him, and
  when Cap’n Watson steps out of his quarters afterwards, there’s the
  whole crew glaring at him, ready to mutiny. 

• He loves to leave little pictures all over the ship (and parchment when he gets his hands on it) in charcoal.
• Charcoal + Cap’n Da’s maps=why he got his bottom smacked^^^
• The galley cook made him an extra sweetie that night^^^
• Give him a coil of rope and he can come up with more efficient, secure knots than anyone had ever seen before. Plus, it keeps him busy for HOURS.