chocolamousse:

SHERLOCK: Mary and John: whatever it takes, whatever
happens, from now on I swear I will always be there, always, for all
three of you.

MARY: *shoots Sherlock in
the chest*

JOHN: *thrashes Sherlock*

THE BABY: *probably vomits
on Sherlock, at some point*

SHERLOCK: I knew this
caring lark was a bad idea.