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Sherlock: Hello Graham. Did you get my text about the murder on the docks?

Greg: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Sherlock: Good. Thanks, Dad.

Greg: …

Sherlock: Why is everyone staring at me?

Sally: You just called Lestrade “Dad.”

Sherlock: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “thanks, Gad.”

Greg: Do you see me as a father figure, Sherlock?

Sherlock: No. If anything, I see you as a “bother” figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

John: Hey, show your father some respect!