So in addition to the loss of his depth perception, Thor can now look forward to a lifetime of having Loki steal his eye patch right off his face and hiding it. Thor’s new morning routine – wake, wash magnificent bod, dress, search New Asgard for missing eye patch, throttle Loki for hiding eye path (again!), breakfast.
dude but what about loki using his magic to make it so when thor is talking to his pals, it looks like he has one googly eye over there and every time he turns or moves his head at all, it’s just rolling around and his friends aren’t even paying attention to what he’s saying because… googly eye.