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Steve: hey Tony *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: errrr he-

Bucky: hey doll *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: hel-

Loki: hey princess *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: what the he-

Stephen: good morning you little shit *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: *backs away from the coffee machine and pouts* THAT’S IT! I SWEAR IF ANYMORE OF YOU GIANT MOTHER FUCKERS DOES IT AGAIN , I SWEAR TO GOD!

*tap tap*

Tony: *turns around* WHAT!?!

*Tony watches as Thor stands there looking like a lost puppy. He sighs as he tilts his head towards the taller man*

Thor: *biggest smile on his face* good morning Tony *is about to kiss the top of his head but with a smirk towards everyone who is witnessing this, he lifts Tony’s face up and goes for a kiss to the lips*

Tony: *blushes bright red and stands there frozen in shock*

Thor: *tries tapping Tony’s face* uhhh I think I broke the man of iron