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deaftonystark:

tony stark is the little spoon

That’s because every time he tries to be the big spoon he ruins it.

Bucky: *hears Tony giggling* …What is it?
Tony: I’m like a fucking backpack on you.
Bucky: *face palms* Oh my God.

or

Steve: *hears Tony giggling* …What are you-?
Tony: *blows a raspberry on his back*
Steve: ACK
Tony: Why don’t you wear shirts that fit?
Steve: *rolls over and on top of him*

or

Natasha: *hears Tony giggling* I’m trying to sleep.
Tony: ‘m sorry, I’m trying.
Natasha: Try harder.
Tony: You might need to be the big spoon.
Natasha: *turns over, wraps around him* Go to sleep.

or

Clint: *hears Tony giggling* If you’re going to laugh about my nest–
Tony: I’m sorry!
Clint: This isn’t even the first time you’ve slept in it–
Tony: But that’s Thor’s cape. He’s been looking for it for days!
Clint: *rolls over and on top of him* Do not tell Thor!

or

Bruce: *hears Tony giggling and sighs*
Tony: *rolls over so his back is facing him, because he doesn’t want Bruce to Hulk out and accidentally crush him*
Bruce: *rolls over, wraps around him*

or

T’Challa: *hears Tony giggling* …Dare I ask.
Tony: *wraps tighter around him* I’m a jet pack!
T’Challa: *starts crying because it hurts so much to hold in his laughter to keep from encouraging him because they’re trying to sleep*

or

Sam: *hears Tony giggling* What?
Tony: Am I even as heavy as your wings?
Sam: *laughs, rolls over*

or

Pepper: *hears Tony giggling* Tony please.
Tony: Your hair keeps tickling my face!
Pepper: *whips her head to smack him in the face with her hair, laughs, ruins trying to sleep when she and Tony both burst into hysterical giggles*

or

Rhodey: *hears Tony giggling* Nope. *rolls over and on top of him*
Tony: *still giggling* Rhodey no come on I wanna be the big spoon!
Rhodey: Nope! You had your chance.
Tony: *still giggling, not even upset* Noooo!

or my favorite

Thor: *hears Tony giggling, turns over to grin at him* It pleases me to hear you happy, my friend.
Tony: *squeaks, blushes, curls up against Thor’s chest so he can’t see him flustered*