“Just changed you x amount of time ago and you’re already wet again?”
“You’re such a little baby, sitting in your wet diaper.”
“You don’t have potty privileges. You can sit right there in your diaper and go potty like the baby you are.”
“Show Mommy/Daddy how wet you are baby. Knowing you, I’m sure you’re not dry. You never are for long.”
“No you’re not allowed to change. You’re just a baby. You’re not to be concerned about your little diapies. That’s Mommy’s/Daddy’s job.”
“Time for a diaper check baby. I don’t care if you didn’t go. You’re too little to be able to check on your own.”
“Go put on a diaper, then you can potty. No toilet for my little baby.”
“You’re so fucking wet and you love it don’t you?”
“Put some panties on over that wet diaper. I want every inch of that pressed against you so you don’t forget what a little baby you are.”
“Piss yourself for me, like my little baby.”
“Tell me how much of a baby you are while you press that wet diapie against yourself.”
“Mommy/Daddy is going to go potty in the toilet while you sit there in your little wet diapie like a proper baby.”
“Oh you want to be sassy? There’s goes your opportunity for a change. That’s another hour for you. I don’t care if you leak.”
“Let’s see how much those can hold. I’m sure Mommy/Daddy’s little one can fill those up in no time.”
“No big boy/girl panties today. I think today will be a no potty privileges day for my baby. “
“You’re not a baby? Why don’t you say that to me again but this time press on that soaking diaper between your legs.”
“Aww you leaked? That’s okie sweetheart that’s what happens to babies that can’t control when they potty.”
“You wanna use the big kid potty? Alright go sit on it but keep that diapie on. You can pretend you’re a big kid. Oh no, that’s not what you meant? I don’t care. Go. Now.”
“Go sit on the potty with your diaper on baby. Mommy/Daddy wants to see you try to go like a big kid. Your diaper will hold up, don’t worry.”
“Go put on a diaper. I don’t trust you to keep those pants clean. You’re just a baby after all.”
“Aw sweetie did you have an accident in your diapie? Such a good boy/girl for Mommy/Daddy.”
“That diaper is sagging something fierce baby. Good. Now you look like the baby you are. Sit down.”
“Since you like to not do what you’re told so much, why don’t you just go and pee your little pants. Show me how much of a big kid you are without your diapers.”
“If you don’t want to listen, you can put a fresh diapie on over that one. Then we will see how much you feel like being bratty, hm?”
“I want that diaper thicker. My baby is such a little potty pants, we have to make sure you’re properly protected.”
“You can’t walk properly? Good. You can crawl.”
“You’re squishy? Aw darling that means your diapers are working well.”
“My baby had an accident? Aw aren’t you glad Mommy/Daddy knew enough to put you in diapers?”
“Today is diaper day. No excuses or negotiation.”
“Look at my baby trying to be all tough when you’re sitting there in a soaked diaper. You’re cute when you try to be all big.”
“It’s little time. Diaper on, and pacifier in until Mommy/Daddy says. You talk with it in and you ask permission to take it out.”
“I said keep your paci in. Ten minutes humping that soaking little diaper of yours. Maybe that will teach you to listen to Mommy/Daddy.”
“I think you need a reminder of who owns that cute little tushy. Diapered and in the corner. Time out time. Don’t worry, your diapie will catch all your accidents”
“Yes sweetie, you look very big in those big kid undies. Now stop playing dress up and lets get you in a diaper.”
“Are you trying to hide that you’re wet? Oh silly, Mommy/Daddy already knew you were. Why do you think we asked for a diaper check?”
“I know you’re wet. The question is, how wet?”
“Lay on your tummy baby, and keep your paci in. You need some tummy time.”
“I love my little potty prince/princess.”
“You look so good with that paci in your mouth, why did I ever let you take it out?”
“Is my baby fussy? That’s get that little rush changed and down for a nap. No, you don’t get a choice.”
Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids
Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this
Dog: *Bark bark bark*
Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption
Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??
Fly: *hums*
Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*
DUM-E: *Beep boops*
Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend
Tony: For what?
Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.
Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor
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