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‘Just get naked already’ – Half of Tony’s villains at some point.
He literally spends the rest of the issue fighting like
this.Iron Man #202
Peter Parker: I don’t need to be monitored all day, Mr Stark, I’m not a toddler. This is stupid.
Tony Stark: I know you’re not a toddler, because my toddler would know that “stupid” is a no-no word.
Tony: Here’s you kids meal Pete.
Peter: Mr.Stark please I’m 15 not 5-OH MY GOD A THOR TOY!
*later*
Peter: * playing with his avengers toys reenacting there battles*
Tony: Friday you’re recording this right?
Friday: Of course boss
Tony: good make sure Stephen sees this too
tony stark is the little spoon
That’s because every time he tries to be the big spoon he ruins it.
Bucky: *hears Tony giggling* …What is it?
Tony: I’m like a fucking backpack on you.
Bucky: *face palms* Oh my God.or
Steve: *hears Tony giggling* …What are you-?
Tony: *blows a raspberry on his back*
Steve: ACK
Tony: Why don’t you wear shirts that fit?
Steve: *rolls over and on top of him*or
Natasha: *hears Tony giggling* I’m trying to sleep.
Tony: ‘m sorry, I’m trying.
Natasha: Try harder.
Tony: You might need to be the big spoon.
Natasha: *turns over, wraps around him* Go to sleep.or
Clint: *hears Tony giggling* If you’re going to laugh about my nest–
Tony: I’m sorry!
Clint: This isn’t even the first time you’ve slept in it–
Tony: But that’s Thor’s cape. He’s been looking for it for days!
Clint: *rolls over and on top of him* Do not tell Thor!or
Bruce: *hears Tony giggling and sighs*
Tony: *rolls over so his back is facing him, because he doesn’t want Bruce to Hulk out and accidentally crush him*
Bruce: *rolls over, wraps around him*or
T’Challa: *hears Tony giggling* …Dare I ask.
Tony: *wraps tighter around him* I’m a jet pack!
T’Challa: *starts crying because it hurts so much to hold in his laughter to keep from encouraging him because they’re trying to sleep*or
Sam: *hears Tony giggling* What?
Tony: Am I even as heavy as your wings?
Sam: *laughs, rolls over*or
Pepper: *hears Tony giggling* Tony please.
Tony: Your hair keeps tickling my face!
Pepper: *whips her head to smack him in the face with her hair, laughs, ruins trying to sleep when she and Tony both burst into hysterical giggles*or
Rhodey: *hears Tony giggling* Nope. *rolls over and on top of him*
Tony: *still giggling* Rhodey no come on I wanna be the big spoon!
Rhodey: Nope! You had your chance.
Tony: *still giggling, not even upset* Noooo!or my favorite
Thor: *hears Tony giggling, turns over to grin at him* It pleases me to hear you happy, my friend.
Tony: *squeaks, blushes, curls up against Thor’s chest so he can’t see him flustered*
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