Frogs and Fractures – embalmer56, sadistically_sweet – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

squeakpigsrevenge:

Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Additional Tags: Non-Sexual Age Play, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Diapers, Dummies, mentions of spanking, Little Jawn, Little Sherlock, Broken Bones, Age Play
Summary:

Broken bones are bad enough. Broken bones on a 40 year old toddler are even worse.

WHAAAAAT! Chapter three is up and ready read!!!! Come leave awesome comments for me an @sadieandmo!!!! 

Frogs and Fractures – embalmer56, sadistically_sweet – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

@squeakpigsrevenge

Embie:
Despite the sock index, his socks are constantly only half on. One usually lost. Luckily he likes mixed socks when he’s small 

Sadie:
Nine times out of ten, he ends up barefoot. He likes to wiggle his toes. 

Embie:
When he’s teeny tiny his favorite game is having someone pretend to eat his toes 

Sadie:
That’s G’egs favorite time; he could sit and listen to Sherlock laugh like that for hours. 

Embie:

“I’m soooo hungry. Mycroft, is it time for supper?”

“We can order in if you like.” Mycroft said without looking up from his paperwork.

“Fee’, fee’, fee’!!!!”

“Feet for supper? My favorite!”

Mycroft would huff about the squealing laughter.

Sadie:
Sooo cute! 

Sadie:
Sherlock has quite a
sizable collection of ‘little’ socks for someone who’s barefoot so much.
It’s similar to the dummy situation…so many bright, cute choices, at
relatively low cost, and options are readily sold everywhere.
His favorites are the long toe-socks that make his toes look like ten little bees. 

Embie:

“Bee, bee, bee!!!!”
Instead of “fee’ fee’ fee’!!!” Greg tells him that his toe jamz taste
just like honey. John makes gaggy noises but Sherlock is delighted!

Sadie:

Greg would cackle heartily, then tell Sherlock to go give Daddy a ‘taste’.

Embie:

Jawn just sits there with his arms crossed when Greg pretends to eat his f’wogs. ‘Tha’ is nah funny, G’eg.“ 

Sadie:

"I disagree,” Greg said, squeezing one frog and making it squeak. “Your frogs think I’m hilarious.”

Embie:

Jawn frowned, unwilling to disagree with the wisdom of f’wogs. 

Sadie:

“Wha’ does o’vver f’og
say?” Sherlock piped in, leaning over Jawn’s feet. He had taken off one
of his bee socks and was cuddling it to his face like a mini-blanket
while he sucked his thumb.

Embie:

Greg leaned in and listened intently as the frog squeaked a few times. “This frog doesn’t speak English.” Greg shrugged.

“He said ribbit ribbit. That’s all.”

“Y’ibbit means no.” Jawn pulled his foot out of Greg’s grasp.

Sadie:

“Then how do frogs say ‘yes’?” Greg asked, grinning at him.

Jawn chewed on one of his fingers and stared down at his froggy-feet, thinking.

Sherlock reached down and squeaked the other one, giggling as Jawn tucked his feet further away and glared.

Hi! I saw prompts were still open, so i was wondering if you could write some little Sherlock and Jawn together? Maybe Mycroft took them to the park one evening so they could play? I don’t know, i just love it when those two are little together ❤

Sadie: So this one has been sitting in my inbox for awhile, and I *think* the same person might have sent in these two:

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And if so, I am REALLY sorry! I know it takes me forever to get around to writing prompts, and for that, I sincerely apologize!

So, here’s some very belated Sherlock and Jawn (along with their My’coff and G’eg)! 🙂

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Never again. 

Never again was Mycroft ever, ever leaving them three of them alone to their own devices ever again.

Ever.

“Wha’?” Greg asks, looking up at his peevish lover from where he lay stretched out on the couch.

Mycroft glared down at him, disapprovingly. “You were supposed to be watching them.”

“Well, uh, I am watching, them, love.” Greg nodded his head down at the little curly-haired detective lazily cuddling in his lap, while his tiny blond counterpart played cheerfully on the floor in front of them. “Kinda hard to miss’em.”

“You knew what I meant.”

“You told me to watch them; I am watching them.”

Mycroft stood with his hands on his hips. “The two of you have been lying there like a loaf all afternoon.”

At this, Sherlock happily (and perhaps just to be a little bit spiteful) snuggled himself into the crook of Greg’s neck even closer than he had been before. Greg kissed the top of his head and gazed back up at Mycroft with a broad, shit-eating grin. “How you figure?”

“Don’t get smart with me; you’ll lose.” Mycroft was not impressed. “I told you to keep them busy.”

“Jawn’s plenty busy.”

Mycroft was not impressed. He looked over at Jawn, who was indeed being kept busy by a battery operated toy. Jawn squealed again as a ball with a faux-animal tail bounced and rolled across the room, and scurried after it. “I meant keep them BOTH busy.”

Greg stifled a yawn and stretched, then rubbed his hand up and down Sherlock’s back. At least there was one Holmes brother who liked to cuddle with him.  And by God, Greg Lestrade was going to take all the cuddling he could get…if not from one, then the other. “We get plenty of exercise at work; don’t worry ‘bout it.”  

Mycroft narrowed his eyes at the toy that had just skittered under the other couch on the opposite side of the room. “…Is that a cat toy?” he asked, watching Jawn lay flat out on his belly to try and fish it out.

Greg closed his eyes and grinned. “Don’t worry ‘bout it.”

“Where did a cat toy come from?”

“Cat th’tore,” Sherlock piped up around his dummy, his fingers playing with the small wisp of chest hair that had poked out between the buttons of Greg’s shirt. Greg chuckled, then cracked an eye open to peek up at Mycroft.

Mycroft was not amused.

Greg knew that look. It was a look that said ‘-If-you-ever-want-your-cock-sucked-again-’… Greg cleared his throat and gave a half-hearted swat to Sherlock’s padded bottom. “Don’t smart off at your brother.”

Sherlock whinged and wiggled his backside, then his his face against Greg’s neck and mumbled.

“What did he say?”

Greg bit his lip in a poor effort not to smile, and shook his head.

“Gregory.”

“…He said, ‘At least we didn’t put a bell on him.’“

Mycroft pinched his lips together and inhaled deeply through his nose, then…

Across the room, Jawn began to kick his feet against the floor and squawk angrily. He couldn’t reach his toy, and it was beginning to piss him off in the only way a two year old could get pissed off–hugely. Mycroft sighed, then batted the side of Greg’s head. “Get up. Both of you. We’re going to the pet store, then the park.”

The announcement was met with dual groans. Greg squinted up at him; “Pet store? You’re not gonna take it back, are you? Jawn actually likes it.”

Mycroft smiled down at him. “Oh no, love…you’re quite right. He does like it, and that wouldn’t be fair.”

Greg waited for the catch…because when Mycroft smiled, there was always a catch. When none was offered, Greg asked, “So…why?”

“We’re going back so I can buy the both of you bells and keep you from molding into part of my furniture. Now get your lazy arses up and get moving.”

A conversation with a previous mommy/domme I had

Me: *brings mommy two caterpillars* look! Wiggles!
Mommy: very nice! Good boi! Now put them back.
Me: *holding caterpillars* but…
Mommy: yes, kitten, so they can grow into butterflies.
Me: *pouts a little and puts them back* butterflies?
Mommy: yes baby, butterflies.
Me: *searches the grass and finds a worm* butterfly?
Mommy: no, sweetling, not all wiggles are butterflies.
Me: no? *lets the worm go*
Mommy: the butterflies will come back eventually.
Me: when? When will they come back?
Mommy: I don’t know, honey.
Me: but-but you know everything!
Mommy: I know lots of things, but not everything. I’m learning still, just like you.

Idk if prompts are still open for Ficlets, but if they are, can we get some Daddy John with a pair of little Holmes boys? I love your fics btw.

Sadie: I can’t really picture Mycroft as a Little myself personally, but this prompt actually gave me an idea…so maybe this can qualify? 
¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

Hope you like it, anon!

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“Yes, and what is it that

you

want?”

“Mycroft.”

Mycroft ignored his name and the tone of voice it was used in, and continued to stare down at his feet with a not-even-remotely-veiled sneer curling his lip.
“Well, why is he looking at me like that?”

“He wants you to play with him.”

The sneer deepened. “I don’t ‘play’.”

John raised an eyebrow. “…Seriously? You’re going to try to give me that, with a whole closet full of board games here, and you with a gameroom that at least 80% of the people on the internet would sell their grandmother for?”

Mycroft continued to scowl. He didn’t have an answer for that. He didn’t like not having an answer. He didn’t know that John knew about the gameroom. “You’ve got a big mouth,” he told his little brother, who was still sitting at his feet.

Sherlock didn’t answer…not verbally, at least, as Mycroft preferred, but hummed at him questioningly. Then he sat up on his knees and held out the lump of what looked like dirty, purple clay in his hands, offering it to him. 

“Aw, lookit,” John grinned, propping his elbow on the table and resting his chin in his hand. “Go on, Mycroft…play with him!”

“Games are one thing,” Mycroft admitted, albeit begrudgingly. He sniffed and sat back in his chair. “But I don’t do ‘crafts’.”

John rolled his eyes; this was not a worthwhile argument, and damned if he was going to let him spoil his baby brother’s good mood. “C’mere, love,” he said, reaching for Sherlock. “Mycroft’s being a pain in the…bum. I’ll do playdough with you.”

Sherlock wilted as John scooped him up into his lap from behind.

“ ‘Playdough’?” The name sounded as disgusting as it looked. “It’s clay.”

“Not quite.” John took the lump and split it in half, keeping one for himself and giving the other back to Sherlock, who slapped his on the table and began to mash it flat.

“It looks like it.”

“It’s different,” John said…there was a bit of an edge to his voice. But he was determined no to let the elder Holmes boy spoil anything with his smarmy attitude. “It’s…” He tried to think of a good reason, one that Mycroft wouldn’t rip to condescending shreds. “…softer.”

Mycroft stared at him flatly.

“And more colorful.”

He rolled his eyes.

“And it’s easier to sculpt.”

“So…child-friendly clay.”

John sighed as he worked the clay–playdough, in his hands to soften it. “Sure, Mycroft.”

Sherlock peeled his flattened purple pancake off of the table, then pinched it back into a lump and handed it to John with a grunt.

“What are you handing it to me for, hm?”

Sherlock tried to mash it into John’s fist with the other half, only succeeding with a small part…the rest was moulded to John’s hand.

“I take it you want me to do something with it?”

Sherlock nodded.

“What d’you want?”

Sherlock pressed his hands together and made a rubbing motion.

“A ball?”

Sherlock nodded again, excitedly.

“Ohhh, no.” John laughed, peeling it away. “I’m not rolling balls for you anymore…mine always come out egg-shaped, then you get cross with me for hours.”

Mycroft, who had been (surprisingly) quiet as he sat off to the side, watching, suddenly held out his hand. “I can roll one.”

Two sets of eyes sat and blinked at him, and he began to wonder why he’d opened his mouth. But before he could withdraw the offer, Sherlock was scraping all of his playdough together and shoving it across the table at his brother. “P’eathe!” he said, his dummy slurring his words. “P’eathe, My’coff!”

Mycroft wordlessly took the cl–playdough, and began to roll it between his palms.

John bounced Sherlock on his knee, beaming like an idiot.

“…Shut up.”

“Didn’t say a word.”

“You didn’t have to.”

Within the next hour, Sherlock not only had an entire army of miniature snowmen (all made with a trio of perfectly rounded spheres), but he had switched over to his brother’s lap. “What now?” Mycroft asked, resting his chin on Sherlock’s shoulder as he gazed over their battalion of  handmade ball-men.

Sherlock grinned and reached for one of the smaller snowmen on the outer flank ( ‘pawns’, Mycroft referred to them as)…then slapped his hand down over it, smashing it flat as he giggled like mad.

John roared with laughter at the look on Mycroft’s face as each and every one of his painstakingly crafted army were smashed by a maniacally

cackling toddler, who was taking great pleasure in his destruction.

“That’s the thing about playdough, Mycroft,” John said, chuckling and wiping the tears from his eyes as the other man shot him a withering glare.

“Smash it down all you want, but at least you can always build it back up.”

Headcanons

Sadie: Embie and I were discussing the pirate AU she reblogged earlier, and of course, that invited the question:

Embie: “
I wonder what pirate babylock would look like”

Naturally, I obliged: “
Cap’n Da’ would have him in a bandana with his hair sticking out the
sides like piggytails, and he’d have a little gold stud earring in one
ear instead of a gold hoop like the big boys. 😛

So now, after mucho begging and being told to hold her dipies on, I’m supplying Embie with more baby piratelock headcanons.

Feel free to add on!

  • He’d be a spoiled little thing, too–pirate coins and treasure to play
    with, pretty jewels to play dress-up in…and God help anyone else but
    the Cap’n trying to put him on the Naughty Step! They’ll walk the plank!
  • Instead of a parrot on his shoulder, Captain Watson has a little bejeweled pirate babe on his knee, gnawing on a gold chain.
  • He’s a mischievous little blighter, but the crew becomes fond of having
    him around. Then comes a night where the Cap’n has to spank him, and
    when Cap’n Watson steps out of his quarters afterwards, there’s the
    whole crew glaring at him, ready to mutiny. 

  • He loves to leave little pictures all over the ship (and parchment when he gets his hands on it) in charcoal.
  • Charcoal + Cap’n Da’s maps=why he got his bottom smacked^^^
  • The galley cook made him an extra sweetie that night^^^
  • Give him a coil of rope and he can come up with more efficient, secure knots than anyone had ever seen before. Plus, it keeps him busy for HOURS.