“Aw, is my little interdimensional princess wet?” “Let’s get you changed, Loki-Loo.” “Look at you, trying to hide your little face. Like Daddy’s never changed your soggy pants before…wait…” “…WAIT.” “–WHAT.” “Well, that was…a surprise. Are they…are they *all* going to be like that?” “Yes, you’re still adorable. Sentient poo’s and all.” “Now go play, while I port your little friend away and make him someone else’s problem.”