bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.
eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:
Tag: LMAO
Some normie got ahold of information saying that people on this website want demons to spank them and he interpreted that in the worst possible way
Strange: “Tony! Why do you do this to me!?”
Tony: “Well, if your FAT ASS didn’t always lose bets, then you would be fine. Now clean my office!”
(Yeah I’m weird, got a problem? Back to requests)
My cousin just said “imagine Stephen being super tired so you feed him with a baby bottle cause you have no idea of how to make him eat and he actually sucks it and starts drinking while half asleep and it’s so cute” AND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT THOUGHT! HELP ME!
Steve: *appears in the workshop with a wonderfully curious expression* Rhodey says you like being spanked. Is that true?
Tony: *flushed all the way to the tip of his ears* Goddamn it, Rhodes. I trusted you with that information.
simpleanddestructivechemistry:
Shopping at Tesco’s.
imsherwatchingyou asked voodooling:Can you do a snapchat of Sherlock having a temper tantrum while shopping with John?no one can ever convince me that this never happened
Sadie & Mo's Boutique 