
Another hella cute paddle decal down~
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Peter: *sends me a package*
Sadie: *opens package, naively, in front of my mother*
Package:

My mother: “…Did he send you porn?!?!?!"
Sadie:

*Edit: I fixed a minor continuity error*
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Making a trip to the shop was the very last thing that one Sherlock Holmes wanted to spend his day doing.
Maybe not the last thing. Anything that involved his brother would be the last thing. Or helping Ms. Hudson look at carpet swatches (not that the flat needed new carpeting, but did anyone listen to him. No. Of course not). Those would be the very last things.
Sherlock felt the little hand that was held in his start to slip from his grasp, and he gave it a squeeze. “No, Molly.”
“Bu’d Sheeeerrrr’yooooooock!”
…But a trip to the shop with an antsy, active Little who wants to look at and touch everything her grubby little hands can reach while in headspace?
That would be pretty darn close to the bottom of the list.
“Molly, what was my one rule?”
Molly refused to answer him, a sure sign that she was pouting as hard as her little face could.
Sherlock glanced down at the little girl standing stiffly at his side…oh, yes. Face absolutely puckered into a harsh frown and bottom lip jutting out about a yard.
He gave her a small nudge with his elbow. “Molly,” he said again. “What was the rule for coming with me?”
Molly continued to ignore him.
“Hmmm…since you seem to have been struck by a mystery illness and lost your voice, I suppose we should turn around and go home…”
Molly whinged and stomped her foot.
“Molly.”
She had enough experience to know that he wasn’t bluffing when he said that, either. “…S’day wi’f yooooou,” she answered finally, with a more-dramatic-than-necessary sigh.
“Very good, you stay with me.” Sherlock gave her hand another tug, urging her to follow along after him. “Remember what happens when you follow the rules?”
Molly, who’d been shuffling along begrudgingly and dragging her heels while she did so, perked up a bit. “G’ed a pri’ce?” she asked, looking up at him hopefully as they passed through the automatic doors.
“You do remember, you clever girl.”
Molly beamed, and trotted along beside him with a newfound pep in her step.
Sherlock smiled, despite his initial reluctance to be here…maybe it wouldn’t be such a hassle of a trip after all.
He led Molly back to the refrigerated section, where they would find the sole reason for the trip…you guessed it–they had run out of milk. Again.
Molly chattered at his side while he perused the literal wall of milk; “…an’, an’ Pe’bba, she couldn’, um, she couldn’ whi’thle, even though she tried really, really hard! An’, um, then she called–”
‘What kind did John buy, again?’ He couldn’t remember. All he knew was that it had a cow on the front–which they all did, he noticed with no small amount of disdain.
“–an’ i’d was sooooo fun’nee!” Molly giggled. “An’, an’ then she–!”
Blast it. And John had made it a point to mention the name of the brand no less than four times before he’d sent them on their way. Sherlock let go of Molly’s hand a reached into his pocket for his mobile. He’d have to text him and ask again, damn it all. And John wouldn’t be letting this slide without copping an attitude.
It wasn’t his fault that it was so easy to tune John out when all he did was drone on and on and on–
Sherlock suddenly paused mid-text.
It was quiet.
He looked around quickly–Molly was nowhere to be seen.
Sherlock felt his heart sink to the pit of his stomach (which he’d always wondered how true that statement was, and the answer was ‘very’). “Molly??” He looked around quickly, hoping that Molly had just wandered away a few steps, but she was nowhere to be seen.
The sinking feeling in his stomach was replaced by a heart-pounding panic when there was no answer, and no little girl to be seen. “Molly?!? MOLLY!” he called out, and still–nothing in reply.
‘What are you doing just standing there? Go LOOK for her!’ Sherlock began to hurry to the other end of the store, looking down every aisle and trying to quell the urge to run while screaming her name. It wasn’t a big store, she couldn’t have gone very far, she knew better than to talk to strangers, and…
Each aisle he passed–no Molly. Each time he called out her name–no Molly.
He felt his panic starting to creep up into his chest.
“MOLLY!”
“…Sher’yock?”
The detective literally skidded to a stop, his shoes leaving ugly blacks marks on the lino, and whirled around to see Molly stepping out of an aisle that had been in the opposite direction, a book held in her hands. She looked utterly confused.
The icy grip that had been clutching Sherlock’s stomach released it’s hold, and he very nearly pissed himself out of relief. He rushed back to her and as soon as he was within reach, he grabbed her and pulled her into an enthusiastic hug and held her to his chest until she began to wriggle. “Ou’sh, Sher’yooooooock…you’re s’keeshing me!”
Sherlock made himself release his hold on her…yet he still kept his hands firmly on her shoulders. “Where were you?!” he asked, his breath coming out in one relieved rush.
Molly’s eyes had grown wide, and had an uneasy look in them as she stared up at Sherlock. “Um, I wen’d, um, I wen’d to y’ook at’ta books,” she whispered, her head dipping lower and lower until she was almost looking at the floor.
Sherlock heaved a sigh of relief. “Don’t ever, ever walk away like that again,” he scolded, letting go of one shoulder to wag a finger in her face. “That was the one thing I told you not to do, Molly…no-no!” He took her by the hand, and continued to fuss as they walked back to the entrance. “You’re going straight to the naughty step the very second we get home, and–”
He was cut short as he finally met her gaze again.
Molly was biting her lip in an effort not to cry, eyes glassed over with tears, and the poor thing was shaking like a leaf while she still clutched the picture book she’d been holding to her chest.
Sherlock’s resolved wilted, and he loosed his grip on her hand. He bent down close, and lowered his voice. “Look, Molly,” he began, softly. “I didn’t mean to shout. It just gave me a fright when looked up and couldn’t see you.”
Molly nodded her head, and a tear rolled down her cheek.
“I’m sorry,” he said again, and stood up to give her a less-harried (and much nicer) hug.
Molly promptly buried her face into his coat and clutched the back of it on both hands.
“Just…please stay where I can see you next time, yes?” he asked, petting her hair.
Molly nodded again, and Sherlock kissed the top of her head. “Let’s just go home,” he sighed, and started to leave.
“You know, Molly…”
Molly lifted her head and blinked up at him with her big, brown doe-eyes.
“…This would be a lot easier if you held my hand instead of my coat.”
Those same eyes crinkled at the edges as she smiled up at him, and he smiled back. “S’rr’ee, Sher’yock,” she whispered as she let go of his coat and took his hand instead.
“It’s fine now, darling,” he said, leading them back through the sliding doors…but not before gently slipping the book out of her arms, and setting it aside on a fruit display.
Molly turned to look over her shoulder. “…No pri’ce?” she asked hesitantly, batting her eyelashes at him.
Sherlock just gave her a look, and she dropped her gaze to the sidewalk. they both remained quiet on the walk home.
They had just turned onto Baker Street, when Molly piped up again in her tiny little voice; “…Sher’yock?”
“Yes, you still have to sit on the step.”
Molly pouted. “Tha’s no’d wha’s I wa’ss gon’na saaaay!” she whinged.
“Mmmmmmm, my apologies. What were you going to say?”
“We, um, we didn’ ge’d any, um, any mil’g.”
“…Bugger.”

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Sadie:
See, this is exactly what I was talking about the other night, @crashageplay
Sadie:

~Greg has the market cornered on pet names. When he’s talking to the boys, every other word out of his mouth is a pet name…and not just the boys; Mycroft too. It always varies, but Sherlock is usually ‘Muffin’, Jawn is ‘Monkey’, and Mycroft is ‘Peach’ or ‘Peaches’.
~Mycroft knows exactly why he’s ‘Peach/es’…and it never fails to put a little colour in his cheeks (so to speak). Greg lives for moments like that and no matter how often he calls the eldest Holmes brother by that name (which is daily), it always catches Mycroft by surprise and tickles Greg shitless.
~It doesn’t take Mycroft by surprise all that much anymore, but he loves the cheeky look on Greg’s face whenever he thinks he’s gotten one over on either of the brothers, so he’ll always act surprised anyway.
~Each man has their own set of pet names they use. Greg is the gushy one, with a full catalogue of names such as ‘muffin’, ‘monkey’, ‘cuddle bug’, ‘cupcake’, ‘squishy’, ‘babycakes’, ‘piddle monster’, ‘gremlin’, ‘nummy-nummers’, etc. (It’s almost enough to make them all gag…almost, but not quite).
~Mycroft is slightly more reserved, with endearments such as ‘dear’, ‘darling’, ‘lovely’, ‘dearest’, ‘pet’, and ‘little one’.
~Sherlock is very similar to his brother with using pet names, but Greg’s gushy,mushy style has leaked over. ‘Honey’ is a favorite of his to use, although sometimes it turns into ‘Honey biscuit’ with a slight twang (John blames it on too many youtube videos, but it makes him laugh). But his favorite go-to name for Jawn is usually ‘Little Man’. Depending on the day, using that name either gets him a glare, a kick in the shins, or a lapfull of happy, blushy hobbit.
~ ‘Hobbit’ or ‘Hobbit-son’ is another set of names that might get him a kick in the shins. Or, earns himself a louder, much less affectionate pet name: “You fucking cock.”
~John had a harder time with pet names, in the beginning. He never really heard them growing up, so they were foreign to his ears, as well as his tongue. Being around Greg did help quite a bit, but it was a rocky start. He would use the names he’d heard often enough, but slowly began to come up with his own.
~One of John’s nicknames for Sherlock is ‘Bumble’. But, seeing as Bumble is also the name for Sherlock’s favorite stuffed friend, this has caused some mild confusion:
“Does Bumble need a nappy change?”
“…Bum’bah doesn’d wear na’bbies.”
~While John will absolutely tear someone in half (not literally, mind you…but close enough) for calling him any variation of the word ‘short’, he’s taken to using those names to make Sherlock feel tinier (and to see his sweet little face blush, but that’s an entirely separate story):
“Munchkin.”
“Nooooooooooooo.”
“Short stuff.”
“Nooooooooooooooooooo.”
“Daddy’s Precious Little Pixie-Faerie.”
*blushes and covers eyes even thought John can still see him smiling* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
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More headcanons: Naptime Edition
Sadie:
Much to everyone’s amusement, Sherlock is actually very shy when he’s Little…it’s not easy for him to meet new people in headspace.
Not that Gavin…er, Greg is new. But he’s new to Little Sherlock. And even after numerous peptalks and x-amount of coaxing from his brother, Sherlock still harbors some reservations about the older, grey-haired man as he regards him while safely hiding behind Mycroft’s back…
TBC
Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Mycroft Holmes’s Umbrella
Additional Tags: Age Play, Non-Sexual Age Play, Brotherly Bonding, nappies, Dummies, Spanking, Mycroft has the patience of a saint, dinos are very ‘portant, Little Sherlock, Little John – Freeform, Bathing/Washing, Bratting
Series: Part 3 of The ‘Co-’ Series

I looked up what femdom looks like in different countries.
The Germans are really into leather, latex and boots (as most people probably know).
The Japanese are ridiculously hardcore, like, if you think the Germans are hardcore you haven’t seen the Japanese.
The Indians are very into feet so there’s a lot of stepping on men and foot worship.
This happened because an Indian guy contacted me, asking if I had seen the Bollywood movie Sultan. It’s a sports drama about a (bad) wrestler who falls in love with a female wrestler after seeing her beat another male wrestler. She’ll only marry a wrestler who’s as good as her, so he reasons that to be as good as her he’ll need her to teach him. So he becomes her student, they win loads of medals, drama and sorrow happens, and eventually they get a happy ending where they have a badass daughter whom they teach to wrestle.
As the guy who wrote to me put it, besides the whole story being kicked off because the hero wants a wife who can kick his ass, the “femdom” aspect of it isn’t important to the story. Every submissive man who watches the movie will know exactly what’s going on though. He’s clearly a submissive man looking for a woman to dominate him, though not in a whips and chains sort of way.
And I gotta admit, the two songs he sent me does make the story of a sub guy looking for a Dom woman look incredibly cute.
Baby Ko Bass Pasand Hai (The old ladies sing about a husband who is dominated by his wife, and he sings about a woman who wants to beat up the DJ if he doesn’t play the music she likes)
440 Volt (The video speaks for itself. I’m loving how happy he looks when she tells him to sit in the back while the elders look on in horror)
Also the trailer just in case you’re interested.It’s just nice to see a masciline guy who is unapologetic about his love of strong women, you know?
Anyway, that was quite a sidetrack. That whole thing is what inspired me to look up femdom from different countries.