ask-little-sherlock:

Mice? No. Insects? No. 

Now, arachnids…

I had a very nice spider friend that lived between two of the books on my shelf. He had his little web, kept to himself, and took care of the earwigs. 

And what does John do? Clears his web out and smushes him. 😡

So now John is sleeping on the couch.