100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
Aquarius: believes in aliens
Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

The signs & writing

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Aries : Uses harsh, honest words. Not big on metaphors. Their work is always full of action.
Taurus : Surprisingly creative. Always finds the perfect word. Their work may lack dialogue.
Gemini : Writing a thousand stories at the same time. Doesn’t finish most of them.
Cancer : Their characters suffer a lot. Emotions have a big place in their work.
Leo : The most creative. They have a way to make the reader relate to everything they write. Very insecure about their writing.
Virgo : Every single phrase is edited to perfection. They’re never completely satisfied with what they write.
Libra : Concentrates the most on their characters. 
Scorpio : Tends to deal with dark themes in their work. Enjoys torturing their characters.
Sagittarius : There’s always comedic relief in their work. They can’t write anything too serious. Best with inspirational writing.
Capricorn : The most prolific. Writes a lot, never gets tired. Often too hard on themselves.
Aquarius : Writes the longest works because they have so many things to say. They have a very varied vocabulary and enjoy using complex words.
Pisces : Emotions and/or fantasy have a big place in their work. Writes ideas as they come, can have a hard time going back and editing everything. Often struggles with putting their ideas into words.