If you’re a little then you’re a cute precious baby and I loves you so much and I bet you’re awesome at coloring
And if you’re a Big/Caregiver then you’re also cute in the way old people is cute and I loves you so much and I bet you’re real good at reading stories or giving spankies or paying taxes or some other grownup stuffs
(And if you’re a switch then both of these apply to you so yay for you!)